This was actually very easy. I have just done it in 10 minutes. I googled ‘apply to be on a TV game show’, and found that Blockbusters is back and is recruiting. Yes, you remember it – ‘I’ll have a P please Bob’ (arf arf). I have just sent in my application form and photograph and I await news of my potential audition. Celebrity beckons! Though I suspect it would be on a channel so obscure that I am unlikely to be stopped in the street as a consequence.

Another one down. Just the 66 remain…